self-righteous hypocrite

A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs

Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.

by HJD3 November 4, 2019

Red to Rights

In protest of inequality of marriage rights to all persons, the Internet became a sounding board for allies and activists to stand up for marriage equality March 26, 2013. As per a request of the Human Rights Campaign, these people changed their profile pictures, posted memes, and hash tagged like crazy to spread the message that these supporters had bigotry and injustice dead to rights, via the color red.

All my friends profile pics are the same pink equal sign on a red square! We sure do have Facebook red to rights!

by WriteAsRayne March 26, 2013

Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

You actin like a real bitch right now

Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.

Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"

by straight_evil August 7, 2006

Right-Wingtard

Someone who is conservative and stupid and can't even properly argue their own political view's

Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"

by not sure45 September 4, 2013

beatniks' rights under neptune's oar

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo

Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

he's a cocksucker right

Down East Carteret County N.C. saying used to express extreme dislike for a person who is a complete asshole

you know that state trooper who gave his own mama a ticket..."he's a cocksucker right"

by drime ramsey April 4, 2013