creative reason

When you fire someone from a project to make it easier, because you're afraid you have to get out of bed and do your actual job.

Krista Vernoff : We are letting go of Sarah Drew and Jessica Capshaw for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 13, 2018

no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019

the reason

the reason

The reason why I went to the toilet is because I needed to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021

7 reasons

The only reason why I'm still here yet. They make me feel alive , they make me happy.

And I'll never be thankful enough to them.

7 reasons why I woke up today

by You saved me November 22, 2021

The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023

a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024