Reverse Lifeguard

(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing

Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...

Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.

Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.

by HookfaceSteve June 14, 2018

Flip it and reverse it

When you try to commit an act on someone that person can flip it and reverse the act on you

"Why are you walking funny"
"I was going to do anal with my girl but she decided she was going toflip it and reverse it"

by Salamiboi May 4, 2018

reverse-french

Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!

Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?

Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru

Brad: That's freakin' sweet.

by TheGBs April 20, 2010

Reverse-Nut

When you’re cum goes back through your dick into your balls.

“Oh my god! I nut in her so I had to reverse-nut.

by Stony Super November 2, 2018

reverse sandbox

Fucking a chick in a Pakistani drill-press position, and as your about to blow, pull out and pour a half glass of sand into her vagina. Follow sand with load.

She was absolutely livid that a perfectly enjoyable Pakistani drill-press turned into a totally unexpected reverse sandbox.

by muzzatron2000 November 29, 2011

Reverse Wingman

Somebody who preforms the reverse wingman must initially attempt to wing his friend. But after getting the girl warmed up and mentioning your friend, she has no desire to meet him, and takes interest in you. This is where she invites you back and you complete the move. Note: there should be little intent to get with the girl originally.

Guy1: "Hey buddy, can you wing me with that blonde over there?"
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman

by Blumpkin_Pie May 14, 2011

Reverse Pickel

When she whips out her 6 foot Slong and butt fucks you.

Did you hear Lebron James got the Reverse Pickel by someone named Valentina.

by AMOSC:luisjrubio December 7, 2021