Retard

Slang for a regular person that is so stupid that they resemble a person with an actual mental handicap.

Mitchell Hewlett is a prime example of a retard.

by Dumpy Diaper Doodoo November 30, 2021

Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.

Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!

by The Right Gang January 21, 2021

Retard

People who go "YoU LosT OUr SnAPcHaT StreAK WtF wE CanT BE FriEnDS" or "I'Ve MoRE InSTAGram FollOwerS ThAn YoU"

Look at that fucking retard crying over Snapchat

by Cornelius123 April 28, 2019

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retard

1. Someone who suffers from ‘retardation’
2. Someone who is generally retarded

You’re such a retard

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.

Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.

by atomic07 May 8, 2019

Retard

You don’t call retarded people retards, you call your friends retards when they are acting retarded

Friend- Quit being a retard

by Hollis Flax November 4, 2019