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Real Food

1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.

2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.

3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.
Jack went over to Jill's house in order eat some Real Food for her birthday.
by El Culo May 27, 2008
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Real Talk

n.
1. The philosophy of talking candidly and openly and honestly without fear of what others might think

a. usually for another's benefit to let them know of something that is usually hard to discuss

b. to let others know that you are talking honestly and sincerely and that what you are expressing is not a joke and that you are unabashedly being true to your own thoughts and feelings

c. Real Talk can be used in the sense to affirm what someone is saying as a true, or valid statement and that they are expressing sincere thoughts and opinions. the two are not necessarily always inclusive though
Person A: DUDE I'M GOING TO SEND HER A CARNATION WITH A POEM. It'll make her love me.

Person B: REAL TALK BRAH that will back fire, you are an idiot.
by demosthenesm March 5, 2010
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You're not that real

A phrase commonly uttered by tools.
Paul: I'm going to hit you, you tool.
Sean: You're not that real.
Paul hits Sean
by smb021 February 29, 2008
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On the real though

For real; when someone is being serious about something.
Jay- "Hey man, that stripper had the fattest ass! On the real though, I think I got herpes from her."
by MixMasterChrispy February 8, 2012
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In Real Life

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.
Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."
by Once Again March 17, 2013
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real world

1. The world outside the Internet.
2. The world outside the education system/academia.
3. The world as experienced by those who are not wealthy and have no friends in high places.
1. Sorry I haven't been in the chatroom lately, the real world got in the way.
2. All those bleedin'-heart intellectuals ain't got no idea 'bout the real world.
3. She has such an easy life. She should try living in the real world sometime.
by informative July 9, 2003
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