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Achmed's Razor

If a Middle Eastern food establishment has good hummus, they will almost certainly have good Middle Eastern food.
A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?

B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.
by GQFez October 13, 2022
mugGet the Achmed's Razormug.

Razor Pussy

I genatalia of a very thin woman on which you are afraid of cutting yourself.
Caroline was so thin she had a razor pussy.
by Rew454 December 25, 2016
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FANUM's razor

When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly
That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment
by theFANUM January 27, 2021
mugGet the FANUM's razormug.

Razor Blade

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.
Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts
by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020
mugGet the Razor Blademug.

Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world
by Beanol April 28, 2025
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Wilford's Razor

Commonly worded as:

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"

Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."

In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
Neighbor: “The mayor unleashed a raccoon crisis to distract from the budget meeting.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
by Koffea August 12, 2025
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Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
mugGet the Razor Crunchermug.

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