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Razor Tuff

Sarcastic definition of someone who thinks they're hot shit but they really look like a tool
Joe: "Check out that scene kid with the new iPhone.."
Me: "Yeah, that kid is Razor Tuff"
by Bwianman December 29, 2011
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Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes
I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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Radomyr

A male that is not very fine with the ladies. He does not like to share anything with others, yet he prefers to play video games with his (guy) friends.
Oh, that guy Radomyr is a walking contradiction.
by The Lollipopers May 22, 2016
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Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.
Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017
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razor blade blowjob

The rare term in an ER only.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Very true this happens.
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.

So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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razorblarg

Noun; Feminine: A sadistic asshole bitch who gets pleasure by teasing men and leaving them 30 seconds before they climax.

Masculine: see Razorblorg
This fucking cunt Razorblarg just blueballed my horny ass.
by Any Nono mas May 3, 2018
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