Queef

A gust of expelled air from a burds minge causing a lip ripplin fanny fart !!!

I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly !!!!!

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Queef

You did well son! Filled her up until she expelled!

Long dong in and out fast enuf to keep somw air in it!

by Dickey Doo June 18, 2003

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005

Queef

To flatulate a juicy and rapid sound out of one's vaginal canal.

I queefed on Junior's nose three times during an oral session.

by Linny August 27, 2003

QUEEF

one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical

that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.

by pete paverton January 5, 2008

Queef

Quean's Uterus Emits Egg Farts; a quean is a lewd woman or a woman of bad character; you will see from the definition that the first letter of each word spells Queef.

After sex, the prostitute let out a queef that smelled like hard boiled eggs.

by Charles the Third June 21, 2008

Queef

frontal fart

OH MY GOD I JUST FRONTAL FARTED
You mean queef?

by qwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertuiop January 8, 2011