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pumpkinjitis

adj. The swelling of a head due to chronic pumpkin (or different vegetables/fruits) interactions
My dad's pumpkinjitis head has been big since the beginning of time.
by mcustode March 22, 2009
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Pumpkin Sweater

A woman who wears sweaters that match the season of the year, not necessarily Halloween. 2. It is also used to refer to women who, while not particularly wearing a holiday sweater, have a certain middle aged, middle American home maker mindset.
"Charlie's preschool teacher is a total pumpkin sweater, she spends her weekends knitting and watching Lifetime."
by megb713 February 3, 2010
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pumpkin munchkin sugarlump

Terminology foolishly implemented by those intonating acting stupid and crazy in love
You my muppet puppet baby boy pumpkin munchkin sugarlump plum pie darling sweet babycakes prince peach muppet sweety pie sugar lump care bear wille booger boo i like you oh yes I duu.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Pumpkin Hook

A variant on the standard wedgie when the waistband of the victim's underpants is pulled up so high, he has no alternative but to flip forward as he who executes the maneuver gives a 'helping push' in order to to encourage the best possible flip (the victim ideally completing a full roll after hitting the ground). The simultaneous pulling on the band of the underpants while pushing the victim forward is said to resemble a "hook"-like motion.

The "Pumpkin Hook" takes its name from the hamlet known as Pumpkin Hook in Farmington, NY (western Finger Lakes region of NY state; Ontario County). It is here whence maneuver originated and has been practiced, at least under this name.
1) No no, this wasn't just a run-of-the-mill wedgie...they gave that poor botard a full-blown Pumpkin Hook right there in front of the school while all the buses were loading. I felt pretty bad for the S.O.B.

2) It was all fun and games until he Pumpkin-Hooked his buddy and things turned ugly pretty fast.
by 14564 native son May 6, 2013
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Pumpkin Chin

An alternative way to say "bum kissing" so that passers by haven't the foggiest what you're talking about whilst you discuss bedroom activities.
Peter: "So I was thinking later on when we get back to mine we could enjoy some pumpkin chin, whilst I fondle your pair of melons and prepare the banana for entry"
Leena: "That sounds incredibly naughty and fruitful. Let's do it"
by eggcob November 21, 2013
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Pumpkin CreamPie

The action of sharing a large pumpkin with three or more of your lads, then proceeding to drill holes in different sides of the pumpkin. after found what needs to be done simultaneously, scoop out the remains and make a pumpkin pie. Last one to finish has to eat said creampie
Damn that pumpkin creampie was pretty salty
by Pumpkin creampie6969 October 25, 2018
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Pumpkin bear

Alpha male, hot boyfriend that is a sweetheart in the inside and strong on the outside. This leaves you with the perfect balance of feeling safe and adored.
by Bluntsj October 10, 2013
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