drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition

i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.

by bandit13 May 23, 2008

Proof by lack of evidence

The proof by lack of evidence fallacy is claiming something is true simply because nobody has yet given any evidence to the contrary.

Torturer: You are a heretic! You can't prove that you aren't one, so you are a heratic. Confess, or we will stretch your body out until you are a foot taller.

Accused: Ha, you did it - you committed the proof by lack of evidence fallacy!

Torturer: That's enough out of you. Brutus, give the wheel another turn.

by DonutLoverr May 28, 2024

cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.

Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.

by sinbadsaharah December 14, 2012

so proof

She is a cheat and I want proof that she is loyal too me.

Cheat slag bitch so proof means

by March 19, 2022

Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014

Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets

Bullet Proof before the coup

by MineOwedWu's July 16, 2021

Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 17, 2022