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proof with words

When someone wants proof of a memory, proof with words counts as proof!
I would like proof with words on how freaky you got!
by Thatswhatsup123 June 8, 2017
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sound proof kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is deaf to all bros that try and help him, all warnings and pieces of advice go ignored.
Dan "I tried to help Dom and warn him about the grenade he's been hanging with but he completely ignored me."

Sam "Wow, poor kid's a sound proof kami-brah-zi.
by Android23 April 4, 2011
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Txticle Proof

Rule #1 of messing around and not wanting to get caught is deleting all your tracks in a "leave no trace" fashion. Back in the day, we wrote stuff down on paper, with pens and ink -- now, we have txt messaging.

Where there used to be "Written Proof" there is now "Txticle Proof", add this one to your lexicon asap.
Mary snooped through my phone when I was in the bathroom, thankfully I deleted any Txticle Proof I fucked Jane last night!
by Sexpert Jane Blow April 30, 2011
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Cheesy Poofs

A delicious appetizer found at the Blue Coyote at Squaw Valley consisting of macaroni and cheese fried to produce a delectable triangular morsel of cheesy goodness. Goes great with ranch and honey mustard.
Customer: Yeah, can I have an order of Cheesy Poofs?
Waiter: Hellz yes my new found friend. You may most certainly delve into the realm of fried cheesy greatness!
by ShottyUnoDosFajitas July 5, 2010
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proofed

an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.
I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.

*this is a pun about puking.

trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006
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Bitch Proof

To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.
Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S
by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014
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Proof

The most interesting and most useful piece of information you will ever learn. Ever. They are the answer to life and all its problems.
Person A: Why does my life suck?
Person B: I dont know, do a proof and youll figure it out
by mrt43 June 15, 2011
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