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Private Plane 

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.
She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…
Private Plane by Maggie T May 21, 2025

private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.
That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.
private equitied by J BCD October 17, 2025

Private Equity

A company run by idiots who buy up their favorite childhood companies or important and basic services so that they can bankrupt the company or drive up the prices of the services just to make a quick buck
Person 1: Hey, what happened to Toys R' Us and Sears? Why are ambulances and homes so expensive in the U.S?
Person 2: Private Equity, man. Bought up all those companies and services so that they could ruin them for a few dollars.
Private Equity by URBANist_ January 8, 2026

Private Frequency

There is no such thing as 'busy' in my universe when it comes to you. Never. Time stops when it comes to us.
I felt the weight of your words because they mirror exactly what I carry in my own soul. Every word I’ve sent, and even my silence, has been a fight to keep us from getting lost in the noise. I don't want the perfect image; I want the unfiltered version of you, shadows and all.
I am fighting too, every single day, to keep the bridge between us open, because the thought of losing you is unbearable.
I miss you in ways I am only just learning how to describe. I want that sanctuary. I want a space that is strictly ours, far from the world, vulnerable and real. No more caution, I just want to feel you close.
Show me the way to that private frequency. I’m already there.
They stopped hiding behind caution and finally tuned into their private frequency.

Al Dhafra private school

One of the worst schools in the world with the most shittiest teachers and shittiest people in general. Everyone is a snake and they all treat each other like shit. This school is cursed because whoever enters it starts acting like a bitch to everyone and completely changes. Have i mentioned that the education here is shit? especially PE class since no one does anything except getting their ipads taken from them. I honestly hope this school can burn and turn to ash

Arathi Private 

A classic wow player who does not play arathi basin often. These players are generally considered to be warsong warlords.
Wow dude did you see that arathi private TGL with the flag? He used his space bar!
Arathi Private by nofern October 24, 2020