preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012

preston petrie

He is just an opp

That guy is an opp. His name must be Preston Petrie

by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022

Preston

A person who love girls too much and could be called a "simp" and is a fun guy to be with and play games with a passion

He is so a preston he plays so many games
He love me he is such a preston

by Koolguy 87 March 18, 2021

Preston

The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction

Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord
Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day

by I_want_pain December 2, 2019

Preston

A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.

So how was he during the honeymoon?

OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.

So did it get a little dirty and kinky?

A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!

by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017

Preston

Prestons are funny but sometimes annoying, like...really annoying! But they are still great friends and never want to hurt your feelings. They ask you if you need anything and how you are doing. If you have a Preston in your life, be nice to him, be his friend, you would be so lucky if you have a Preston.

Girl: Wow, thanks for helping me pick up my books!
Preston: Anytime. Hey, want to grab some lunch?
Girl: Sure!

by Coolest_Bean_Ever_2009 May 17, 2022