preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012

Preston

A very good gamer,friend,husband. And a dog lover but a cat hater

I'm a Preston

by X Jumper April 24, 2019

Preston

I person who does not care about anything lazy as can be and honestly just don’t talk to him and date him

Eww is that a preston am going to barf

by kjkfcvgbhnj May 28, 2023

Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

Preston Moede

The definition of a friend who knows the limits of jokes, but goes right below it, he always defends those he cares for, and will tell you if he's actually you're friend

"Hey Preston Moede is over there!"

by Max The Elf December 16, 2021

Preston

A nice guy but cant leave a choef alone.We call him the choef laaitie

Preston you choef laaitie come here

by The.alonzo November 13, 2022