Giovanni potage

,,This dad figure lives with his mom and he protec a mom orphan 12 old kid
and is way better than what shit dad molly haves"

Ok so I don't fucking know what to write here so thanks to my discord friend for help👍
so please epithet erased fans agree that giovanni potage is a dad figure

Giovanni potage by T4RTZZZ January 23, 2022

chaos potato 

A domesticated rat

Rachel: My chaos potatoes just had a bunch of baby chaos potatoes!

chaos potato by Rachel Aetos October 4, 2022

Rock or Potato 

Phrase derived from the traveling game Rock or Potato (where upon seeing an object of questionable nature one member of the group asks Rock or Potato and each member of the group must declare Rock or Potato before approaching the object). This phrase is used to indicate the positive or negative nature of a statement.

"Oh man Jessica, I hooked up with this guy last night..."

"OOOOooh! Rock or Potato? "
"Rock ;)"
"Yeah gurl!"

Rock or Potato by Cummingtonite December 9, 2010

Cute beautiful sexy potato pie 

My gf

Dang my gf is a cute beautiful sexy potato pie

Cute beautiful sexy potato pie by Exuberant_Turtle November 28, 2019

Sweet Potato Orange 

One of the five basic turd colors. This is probably the most common of turds, having the correct amount of bile (thus its "Sweet Potato" coloring) making for easy passage. Eating large quantities of carrots or acorn squash can almost assuredly guarantee you a Sweet Potato Orange the next morning.
Also see: Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green, Ruttabaga Red

To his surprise he went to fart a fart but dropped a Sweet Potato Orange in his britches.

AHHH, I'm feeling healthy today, just dumped myself a nice Sweet Potato Orange.

The smell of Sweet Potato Orange permeated the house.

Sweet Potato Orange by NCKnobster March 16, 2011

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium

The first 4 elements that sixth graders would try and look for when seeing the periodic table for the first time.

Kid 1: Hey, that's element F! I think it's pronounced fluorine!
Kid 2: I found C! C is for carbon!
Kid 1: And that's K! It stands for...potassium? What?
Kid 2: Is there a U somewhere?
Kid 1: I still don't get it, why is potassium called K?
Kid 3: Guys I found it! Down here! It's called uranium!
Kid 2: Oh yeah!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: (chanting) Fluorine uranium carbon potassium! Fluorine uranium...

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium by 1plus1DoesNotEqualPotato September 12, 2016

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT! 

This is a rather popular quote from the dubbed version of the anime; Death Note. All anime fans know this quote and it is possibly one of the most epic anime moments ever.

Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: ZOMG HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: *faints*

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT! by Kisame-sama February 7, 2010