Possum

Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly

Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"

by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024

possum

it means ur gay

"im possum" = "im gay"

by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021

possum treasure

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

by babysnoopy2236 January 3, 2021

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015

Possum

(noun) also known as a forest shrimp

There’s a possum playing dead in the road

by theovondictionary November 3, 2022

Possum

Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.

“Woah bro, theres a possum over there!” and “yeah dude that possum as hell!”

by fungusfriend April 20, 2021