by Chasa January 27, 2008

1. There is poop on the floor.
2. Damn cat, did you poop on the floor? That's it; you're dead. Come here. I said come here! Don't run under the couch. You can't hide under there forever!
2. Damn cat, did you poop on the floor? That's it; you're dead. Come here. I said come here! Don't run under the couch. You can't hide under there forever!
by YoYoYo February 9, 2005

Christina aguilera must have been eating her own anal waste today because her breath smell like poop.
by Davey Marchand July 26, 2008

Poop is the brownies that come out of your behind and theyre really hot so you dont need to bake them and they dont smell too good but the taste, ohh... you don't wanna know :s.
Dude why you go poop? your poop smells like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier is on fire! Hey look there's brownies in the toilet! I think ill have one! OH DEAR GOD!!!! IM SUFFOCATING!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG DUDE HEL-ACKKKK HOLY CRA-........
Other guy:......................i gotta take a poo
Other guy:......................i gotta take a poo
by The Guy that Likes to Post Random Definitions of Stuff May 12, 2008

The 'thing in itself', of philosophers.
Spinoaza's Substance.
Spinoaza's Substance.
"Poop is eternal, thats why shit keeps on happenin'"
"I poop that i Poop, i am the shit and the excrement"
"I poop that i Poop, i am the shit and the excrement"
by Oops taut mafteah bitul June 18, 2008

by Paris Satanus January 2, 2008
