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PMS

PMS, contrary to what many of the definitions on here state, actually stands for Partial Marine Survey. It refers to when a small group of boats survey a section of the ocean no larger then 5km. It generally takes place once a month and some mariners call it the most fun you can have in a boat.
Marine #1: Its PMS time!
Marine #2: Arrr! I love me PMS
by Seaman Staines June 18, 2007
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Puttin up with Mens Shit
i think that explains everything that causes pms.
by Megan_xo August 22, 2006
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PMS Avenger

A person that is an exterme bitch and never stops being so.

A person that continually seems to be on the rag.
Did you see her bitch me out for changing the channel, what a PMS avenger
by Michael Ward December 13, 2004
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PMSFL

PMSFL - Pre Menstrual Syndrome's Fucking Leathal

P - Pre
M - Menstrual
S - Syndrome's
F - Fucking
L - Leathal
Recurring cycle of psysiologic changes that occurs in reproductive age females.
Take your hands into your own life if you go near a female at this fucking time of the month, run like fuck or your a dead man.

PMSFL can also mean Pissin Myself Fuckin Laughin LOL
by TERRIFIED MALE February 27, 2008
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PMS

The time of month before a woman has her period. During this time the woman goes insane. She has bitch fits and mood swings all day.
Girl: Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?
Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11
Girl: WTF! You are not getting near my pussy!
Guy: You just said...
Girl: Go suck your own dick
^^This girl has PMS
by Pimpskater July 6, 2007
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PMS

The seemingly supernatural phenomenon which occurs monthly (like the full moon), in which women are possessed by an angry spirit that seeks to make men's lives a mystery. This can refer to premenstrual stress, post menstrual stress, or just present menstrual stress.
"Better watch out, she's PMSing!"
"Wasn't her period last week though?"
"It's post menstrual stress."
by RJ:) March 20, 2010
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PMS

Short for Pointless Map Series. Original Founders : donwano, DrunkenWrestler, and Sakura_RPG
PMS 24/7 in channel Custom Maps West
by Sakura_RPG November 15, 2004
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