Ping-a-linglet

The offspring of an obnoxious person or couple (IE "ping-a-lings")

The ping-a-linglet's existence is not its own fault. After all, it wasn't them being stupid.

Meguiqua: Did you hear those two ping-a-lings had a kid?

Hanaynay: That's gonna be one ugly little ping-a-linglet.

by CousinKevin July 25, 2011

Ping Pong Pop

When someone who has their nuts in their ass farts and pops them out, sounding like a ping pong game.

"After she gave me a Ping Pong Slap, i popped em out"
"wow, i wish i could Ping Pong Pop like that"

by Thephysicalembodimentofjesus December 9, 2016

popity ping

the Jermaan word for MI-CRO-WAVE

the popity ping burned my bum.

by urmumlover69 January 14, 2017

Underwater Ping Pong

A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.

Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!

by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017

bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you

i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.

by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017

Ping it and Fling it

Hit it and quit it but more aggressive on the quit it part, as you fling them away. While the "ping it" represents another notch on your belt.

"Dude you met her at a bar, you don't have to commit. Just Ping it and Fling it."

by W0ND0 November 8, 2017

Double Ping

When two individuals notify one individual

Jack and Mia double pinged tank

by NotTheGuacamoleLady February 5, 2018