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Intimate Partner Violence

Something that only animals engage in. If you engage in Intimate Partner Violence (IPV), you are considered an animal. And that's not a compliment.
Me, to my bro: Did you just commit Intimate Partner Violence?

Bro: Yeah lol

Me: You fucking animal.
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partner

Anything or anyone can be partner. You are basically meaning they are lame, not cool, totally partner.
using "partner" is very versatile, and can become quite offensive when used repeatedly in social groups. personally, to be called a dumbass or loser is much better than being called a partner.
For someone that you don't like you would say "He (or she)is partner!"
If that person is with someone else, you could say that they are "creating a partnership" or "shipping parts."
usually idiots and your boss are partner.
situations are partner: 'i don't want to go to that partner house filled with partners shipping parts left and right.'you don't want to be around partnershippers.
by beverly lathrup November 3, 2006
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counter-gender domestic partner

Often when asked if you are in a relationship, by saying you have a "domestic partner", it doesn't define your sexual orientation. So, "counter-gender" domestic partner does, plus it can be used by men or women with the same result.
"John, this is my wife, Barbara".
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner
by J Draze July 8, 2010
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Poop Partner

A "Poop Partner" is a term representative of the union between two or more people involved in "Poop Tube"(ing). A Poop Partner is the person on either the giving or receiving end of the poop-tube, which can be used to transfer feces from one anus to the next.

It is said that the fecal matter can travel for weeks at a time from Poop Partner to Partner before it breaks down any further. The affect that poop-tubing has on the feces themselves is not unlike what they would face under long-term constipation, but leaving the temporary harbinger's rectum unscathed. Although it should be advised not to harbor the feces for any longer than three hours.
::Spoken over the phone to a friend::

"Yo Andre, I just left Rodney's house and I need a Poop Partner." "Look dude, he busted out this new poop-tube and pinched me off a sweet dump." "Like big time bro, you gotta let me come over RIGHT NOW so we can keep this going."

"Rodney said this shit's been going for like 12 days."
by Anarneemus August 1, 2012
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partner

Anything or anyone can be partner. You are basically meaning they are lame, not cool, totally partner.
using "partner" is very versatile, and can become quite offensive when used repeatedly in social groups. personally, to be called a dumbass or loser is much better than being called a partner.
For someone that you don't like you would say "He (or she)is partner!"
If that person is with someone else, you could say that they are "creating a partnership" or "shipping parts."
usually idiots and your boss are partner.
situations are partner: 'i don't want to go to that partner house filled with partners shipping parts left and right.'you don't want to be around partnershippers.
by beverly lathrup November 1, 2006
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national non binary partner day

go post your non binary partner on August 10 and enjoy them! :D
hey babe happy national non binary partner day <33
by sjdhbsud :) August 4, 2021
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partneritis

the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.
Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"

Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."

Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."

Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."
by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010
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