penis

why did you just search penis on urban dictionary.. anyways penis is penis

duke: do you like my penis
meslissa: oh yes, very nice
albert: hey what about mine!!
melissa: ew no, dukes penis is better.. JKJK urs is awesome too lolol

by dukes.depp March 19, 2021

Penis

Penis

Penis

by Maybe it is me February 24, 2021

Penis

Carson Whoreson Hanson

Carson is a literal penis.

by GobHob March 4, 2022

Penis

The third leg to a males body that ejects jiz.𓂸

"hey, what's in ur pants?"
"oh, it's my third leg, also known as a PENIS, that's rock solid."

by anonymous November 27, 2021

Penis

usually a dick

do you have a penis?

by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022

Penis

Lets face it, You have a small one. Now stop being horny, go to horny jail.

Stfu ur horny, Stop trying to look up penis and other horny shit

by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022

penis

the nicest of lolliepops that you suck.

sam entered the bedroom, inside was kathy. She was getting changed so she was only in her panties and bra. sam's penis rose. he took off his top, trousers, socks, and shoes until he was only in his boxers. kathy turned around and smiled. She said to sam can you help me? Sam replied of course. He walked over to kathy and stood in front of her giving her a good view of the buldge in his boxers. Before Sam could say anything kathy bent down and pulled sam's boxers down. His penis smacked kathy loudly on the lips. Kathy proceeded to removed her bra and panties, then she threw them aside and bent down again. She held Sam's penis and then put it in her mouth. she sucked for five minutes until sam asked can i cum. Kathy replied you don't need to ask. She swallowed his cum and then removed his penis from her mouth. Put your big stick into my small vagina daddy moaned Kathy.

by your dad dave July 30, 2021