sweaty ball peel

when your sitting on part of your balls, and your super sweaty and you peel them out from under your leg = me right now

sweaty ball peel : i was sitting on my sweaty balls and hadto peel them off my leg LUL

by BR Boot2thehead August 29, 2019

thigh peel effect

When you're sitting in a plastic chair in shorts so that your legs stick to it and you lose 10 layers of skin from peeling your thighs off the chair surface

When Dana wore a short dress and sat in the booth at Wendy's, she experienced the thigh peel effect upon standing up. Ouch.

by mobius220 July 24, 2010

lil orange peel

the worst rapper on sight with the hair of the orangutan he try’s to be the hottest rapper in the game when he has really gone cold

I just got my food out the freezer it’s very lil orange peel

by swagalici0u5 May 27, 2021

Peel Me a Grape

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.

Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"

by Dragonspisces July 24, 2018

Peel The Shark Out

To intentionally perform a stupid and/or dangerous activity for the amusement of yourself and/or others.

Inspired by an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike Rowe literately peeled a shark out of a fiberglass mold.

"Grab the fireworks we picked up on the way here, we're going to peel the shark out."

by Jacob Heartin August 9, 2009

Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

Banana Peel Dick

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's

You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

by Cap'n Douche June 12, 2012