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peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012
mugGet the peanut butter bashermug.

peanut butter muffin

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin
by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023
mugGet the peanut butter muffinmug.

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.
Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.
by Jez86 November 2, 2016
mugGet the Satan's Peanut Buttermug.

Peanut butter packer

Jimmy and deshaun seem like they're both peanut butter packers.
by Conservativepurism August 20, 2021
mugGet the Peanut butter packermug.

peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 10, 2017
mugGet the peanut butter banditmug.

Peanut Butter Clit

When a female put peanut butter on her clit to make a dog eat her out.
Hey Beth, did spot like the Peanut Butter clit last night?
by Cameron graham December 26, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Butter Clitmug.

Peanut Butter Mouth

A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.
I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.

yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.
by Reedski December 6, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Butter Mouthmug.

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