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bandwagon parent

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.
That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.
by Wyntersun December 23, 2013
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Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.
Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!
by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017
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Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'
man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!
by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017
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hellicopter parent

a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life
kathleen dosent no how to fight because she had hellicopter parents
by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020
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Ishita Pare

he is the most perfect girl you ever met. Being perfect doesn't mean that she can't do mistakes but she knows really well how to correct them. She could do anything for the person she cares for. She is extremely sweet and understanding and always take stands for herself and for her loved ones. She is so talented and beautiful but she doesn't know it and that just makes her much more attractive, she is dedicated and passionate and knows when she has to prove herself. She is cute and acts dumb but she isn't dumb at all. She has the purest heart. You might feel that she is being rude but that's not the case she's just telling you the truth so that you don't hurt yourself. If you have her in your life then you shouldn't be worried at all because she's never gonna leave your side until you throw her out of your life. You might think it's ego but you are wrong again it is self-respect. If you lose her once you won't ever be able to get her back. She is the whole package. Just be careful with her heart she is not as tough as she pretends to be.
-Damn! She is incredible.
-Yes, cuz she is ishita pare
by BrutalAF December 3, 2021
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Asian parent syndrome

A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.

This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.

Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
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octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
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