palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.

Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.

by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Palm Pointe

Legally I Can't Define This

"You go to Palm Pointe?"
"Yeah why?"
'No wonder you get no girls"

by georgewashington1776 January 17, 2023

Palm Popper

Someone who is a wizard of popping that palm. ie. making that palm pop. Popping that palm requires a clapping motion that produces a pop noise on impact. Learned in tight circles and is secret knowledge.

Some would say that palm popping is a lost art. I know that isn't true. Just the other day i saw a palm popper popping his palm like nobody's business. Pop palms everyday!

by All Corn Diet March 28, 2023

Palm Yeti

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.

Danny:

"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*

Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"

by Beniamin June 25, 2012

palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 09, 2016

*palm-face*

1. The cooler, more educated way to say *face-palm*.
2. A common mistake made by Tennesseans, viewed as improper to the rest of the 49 states, and even fellow Volunteer Staters.

1. G: Just because its on urbandictionary doesnt make it true

R: *palm-face*. yes it does.

by sameasB4 January 20, 2011