opportunarian

a person who supports, advocates, or practices eating whatever they can get for FREE

Last semester I started out as a vegan and then I kinda backslid into being a vegetarian, but by the end of the month I'm usually just an opportunarian.

by veggiecannibal July 7, 2010

Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!

I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?

by RED1043.com February 26, 2009

Opportunist

Wise person who seeks opportunities

ie Molly was an Opportunist who blagged her way into many a thing

by The Lady July 22, 2008

Opporpoonity

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

by Snakeface. May 26, 2009

Opportunavenger

Combination of an Opportunist and Scavenger. (oppor-tu-navenger)

An opportunist will say “Hey, you gonna eat that?” a Scavenger will eat it without asking.

However, the Opportunist can turn Scavenger in a famine and will eat whatever is available, hence becoming the Opportunavenger.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

opporntunity

Discovering an unplanned chance to create amateur porn

1. "My girlfriend was modeling her new bikinis. I seized the opporntunity and took pictures the whole time."

2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"

by mrosprey March 3, 2010

Oppas

Australian slang, an either abbreviation of the word opposition or coppas, commenly used to refer to ones enemy gangs or police.

Fuck the oppas, the slimey cunts can suck my dick.

by DomesticConeAbuse March 18, 2020