adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
by Trentbridge Troll July 11, 2015
To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.
by Alright Mullet September 28, 2010
The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.
by FrankieFFrankton November 18, 2012
by SmoothKemosabe December 20, 2020
When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away
by maxipad101 April 11, 2016
The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
by Tyamm January 06, 2017