Poon-Tune

A song of a gay or sissy nature. Music that is unpleasent to the listener.

The Backstreet Boys sing alot of Poon-Tunes.

by ben_nm January 22, 2009

Morbidly Obese Tune

When a song is so big it's not just a Phat tune it's a Morbidly Obese Tune..... Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

Also called MO Tune for short!!

Guy 1: Man This is a Phat Tune...
Guy 2: No mate this is a Morbidly Obese Tune...
Guy 1:True.....MO TUNE!!!!
Guy 2:..MO TUNE!!!

by Kitchen Gods J.V January 17, 2010

drop Z tuning

when an instrument is soo out of tune there is no possible way to tune it by ear.

Dude by guitar yesterday at prctice must have been in drop Z tuning it took forever to figure out

by superpunk May 12, 2010

Italian Tune Up

When someone tries to fix a car by over-revving an engine for a long period of time. The idea is to burn whatever the problem is with your engine.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.

I got ripped off by the mexican repair shop. All they did was give my van an italian tune up and charge me 180$.

by Jorge Valdez August 20, 2007

Tune yo ho

To take control of a situation during a domestic dispute.

After being arrested during a domestic dispute, Bobby learned from his fellow cellmates that "He gotsta learn hoe to tune yo ho"

by ObserverByNature December 30, 2009

Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

Three Tune Condition

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, you wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then you leave. Also known as Tri Song Clause.

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Three Tune Condition!

by DaVati October 16, 2013