wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

by june t May 14, 2015

Meat Rage

A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).

People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.

Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

by BeefSteve April 29, 2011

meat whistler

A person who gives blow jobs

Jennifer really gets around.....I hear she's quite the meat whistler

by Mottnl October 1, 2009

meat toot

When a girl is being eaten out and when the male takes a breath, the girl suddenly queefs on the males mouth.

Yo I heard Grace got eaten out by dimitri and she queefed in his mouth. She had a dirty meat toot

by A niglet from Africa November 20, 2018

meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

by Yuopi January 30, 2017

meat hawg

A meat like spear shaped penis that pulsates and twitches, leaving the gash destroyed and damaged.

Hey that girl really felt the Meat Hawg last night didn't she?

by Tweaker ron January 22, 2014

meat rod

a rod of meat, aka a fat cock

Sam inserted his meat rod into two tasty buns

by widdywiddy December 14, 2012