Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

half nose

Commonly said by someone who is insecure about their own nose as an act to put you down.

"She has a half nose" -a clown

by _eggy March 24, 2023

Bitch And A Half

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.

Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness

by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 7, 2015

half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

by The Shanman April 2, 2015

Fuck that and a half

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.

Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.

by JackstickX August 13, 2011

half chub

Half erect penis

Seeing Britney Spears' tits gave me a half chub.

by imanadultnow March 27, 2004

half a bag on

The condition of being buzzed but not yet completely drunk.

John came back from the bar early with half a bag on.

by Adam C. L. May 8, 2008