When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.
by Name withheld to protect the guilty August 12, 2003
Bloke 1: That girl is hot.
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
by Break the Cycle March 10, 2007
by barack O'bonga October 29, 2009
After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.
Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.
by Kewy June 19, 2005
A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.
by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010
A girl who has had more cock than Brokeback Mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. Someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or Magic club. This person tends to be either the town whore or the quiet "girl next door" who has secretly fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 50 mile radius. Synonyms: Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut, Cock Queen, Cootie Catcher, Crotch Cracker
"Oh my god, you slept with her! She is such a Crab Net."
"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"
"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."
"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"
"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."
by Julie the Queen November 12, 2007
mrs beheney’s crab cakes
the beheneys wifi password is crab cake
by whatsthemostrandomthing March 05, 2019