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Hall Road

Located in the heart of Macomb County, MI

Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.
I was only 30 mins late by taking Hall Road today instead of 19 mile
by JakeXL April 8, 2017
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River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.
by StanCan January 23, 2007
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Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)
Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.
by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005
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Dargle road

A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.

To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.

Synonym: a constant rollover
Do you dargle road much yourself lad?”
by friendsofthelittledargle May 19, 2023
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Road Jihad

Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.
The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.
by John Bigbootay November 27, 2009
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Road Rug

A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.
Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...
by Merkeddy January 19, 2018
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