Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon

susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”

by potterharry June 10, 2021

cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"

"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"

by Hydris August 19, 2024

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Puck eater

Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.

She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.

by Montbeliard December 16, 2024

Gentleman's Puck

Storing a used nicotine pouch between cards in one's wallet

"I can't handle the nicotine right now but I forgot my snus puck. It'd be a shame to throw it away"

"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"

by turohabaneero October 21, 2025

Puck Cuck

Hockey term for someone who sucks at hockey and only watches others score.

I haven’t scored in our last 5 wins. I’m a real Puck Cuck.

That Puck Cuck isn’t on a team. He only plays by himself at stick time and watches hockey on TV.

by BL@DE January 11, 2026