The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.

Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"

by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by lilmates May 15, 2023

hold up...

1. When something isn't right, something is off, or something is fishy.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)

*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.

- def 1
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.

by dogwisdom May 31, 2023

Magic Hold

Used in call centers as the all problem solver that works sometimes but only sometimes and that is where the magic is.

Person 1 - "So I placed the customer on hold and when I came back the customer had solved the issue! "
Person 2 - "That's the magic hold!"

by skibiribap November 15, 2020

holding the grit

The Mississippi definition of working

We was holding the grit today on the job site

by Solar tl November 2, 2017

good holding

Asking how one is doing or
"Holding up"

I heard your mother died. I'm
So sorry good Holding?

by Jeudee June 7, 2016