by YourfavBish April 4, 2022
Get the Stage 5 clingermug. "Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"
"But she's soo hot!"
"dude what the fuck?"
"But she's soo hot!"
by rockstar696969696 September 17, 2012
Get the Stage Five Clingermug. The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.
See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."
"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."
"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."
by pikachu10or February 14, 2017
Get the Stage 5 Cancermug. by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009
Get the Stage Five Clingermug. A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011
Get the stage 7 clingermug. Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.
The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
by Longhorn17 March 22, 2010
Get the Tiger stage frightmug. Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.
by J3ll3y May 17, 2011
Get the Stage Five Clingmug.