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by B January 07, 2004
The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.
Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.
by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009
by JonnyXYZ July 09, 2007
Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!
Williston Florida
by southernstyle November 11, 2011
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.
by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008