nompromise

A compromise over what or where to eat.

Bob wanted noodles. Sally wanted Sushi. they came to a nompromise and went to a place that had both.

by Balthaasar January 5, 2014

Numpty

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

by Devyonite March 29, 2014

Nomatosed

When a short person drinks too much, passes out and looks like a garden gnome.

Jim: Shit man, look at short stack, she's passed out in the garden! Looks like a gnome!
Kirk: Yup, she's fucking nomatosed!

by moard September 12, 2016

numpty

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

Numpty

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

nomprobs

When you're hungry but the only food in the house is cat biscuits

Oh no! I've got nomprobs...

by Essie May 19, 2017

Nomp

A person that crosses the description of a nob and a mong or muppet .

Miss Jane your are such a nomp you can’t pour egg yolk down the sink !! That is somthing Tarzan would do !

by Eeyoresteapot May 4, 2018