spam porpoise

Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.

1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...

or

1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.

by Gulstab January 26, 2010

spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

brain spam

brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.

I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam

by The Postatron 3000 March 20, 2010

spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

by don samson December 4, 2009

Crouch spamming

Only defined by one word gay

This crouch spamming ash main just killed me aka the gay ash main killed me

by D4hsh March 19, 2021

Sig spam

When a beginner spams their signature move a lot, It is also very annoying sig spamming sucks.

Player 1: Hey I just learned some new combos so I can finally stop sig spamming.
Player 2: About time asshole sig spamming sucks.
Player 1: What do you mean it's so good.
Player 2: No it's not it's annoying and dumb.

by A guy named Hyper February 7, 2021