feeding the ponies

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

moni poni

Plastic spiral ponytail holder. It's the only hair accessory with a utility patent because the way it works is based on a unique technology that divides the pressure throughout the layers of the ponytail, not just on the outer layers like everything else out there.

I hate the way rubberbands pull and rip my hair! I'm going to use a moni poni to hold my ponytail.

by beweli March 17, 2011

pony chat

'Pony chat' is talk or general discussion that doesn't make the grade in a social situation

"Ah man, enough with the pony chat...! Switch it up or I'm never inviting you to another of my parties."

by The real Mr. P November 19, 2013

pony hole

The hole that is formed when a girl puts her hair into a pony tail. The hole is formed near the base of the tail and feels very similarly to a butthole.

Sarah: You wanna feel something weird?
Mike: Yeah sure.
Sarah: *Lifts pony tail up and spreads it apart* Stick your finger in there.
Mike: *Sticks his finger in* Oh my god, that feels just like a butthole.
Sarah: *Writhing in pleasure* Yeah, fuck my pony hole!

by Tehvio September 1, 2009

nipple pony

young gaystreamed traditionally attractive clubgoer. works out too much. wears a shocking amount of cologne. has no imagination. almost always white.

(kenty gets all the credit for this term, wherever he may be.)

fkn nipple ponies!

by ste11amaris June 28, 2004

Trick pony

A male or female who provides a service for money

Friend1: Shirley is such a trick pony!
Friend2: Why you calling our homegirl a trick pony?
Friend1: You gotta ask me that for real? Because she do tricks for her money!

by Thicklilmiss July 31, 2016

Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.

Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.

by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006