Nine Twelve 

Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.

Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.

I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”

Nine Twelve by Myles Payne January 28, 2025

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Nine Vicious 

Nine Vicious is an underground rapper who's been gaining attention for his raw energy, grimy beats, and rage-infused delivery. As a Nine Vicious glazer (a proud fan or heavy supporter), here's the lowdown on what makes him stand out. 🔥 WHO IS NINE VICIOUS? Nine Vicious is a rising force in the underground rage / trap-metal / phonk-adjacent scene. He blends hard-hitting drums, distorted 808s, and menacing flows with a sound that's perfect for late-night smoke sessions or getting hyped before some chaos.

"I threw on that new Nine Vicious, sparked up, and felt like I could walk through traffic—bro got me feeling invincible."

Nine Vicious by Vlonejesse August 3, 2025

Nine-chins

A slang term depicting one who tends to be so fat, it is almost as if a legend, such as the nine-tailed fox kitsunē.

“The girl was an astronomical nine-chins. The scale shattered beneath her feet into microscopic shards.”

Nine-chins by Big N00r4h March 15, 2026

nine-inch nailer

Coined by _Wheatley on March 21, 2026, this term describes people whose self-absorption blends perfectly with nihilism. “Nine-inch nailers” see meaning itself as a joke—except when it serves them. They drain positive social spaces, flipping good vibes into emotional wreckage just to feel significant. Their version of connection is control; their art is psychological demolition. A nine-inch nailer thrives on stirring confusion and despair while disguising it as honesty or dark insight. They preach detachment, but what they really crave is domination through mood manipulation. Every friendship becomes a performance where they’re both the director and the only audience that matters. The damage they leave behind feels like emotional nails driven straight into your sense of worth—and that’s exactly the point. They present cruelty as authenticity, emptiness as depth, and cynicism as intelligence. To them, empathy is naïve, sincerity is cringe, and meaning is something to mock. The nine-inch nailer isn’t just pessimistic—they’re an emotional engineer of chaos. N.I.N. captures the modern fusion of narcissism and nihilism: ego without empathy, emptiness powered by self-importance.

Steven (Normal Person): Hey Josh, can I ask you for a favor?

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I'll answer your question if you stop implying you needed a favor to begin with.

Steven (Normal Person): What? I was just asking for a quick favor.

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): What?

Steven (Normal Person): No I was just..

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): Don't look at me like that, what do you mean you didn't know?

Steven (Normal Person): No I was just going to...

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I wasn't asking you a question, why are you implying that?

Steven (Normal Person): Nevermind...

nine-inch nailer by _Wheatley April 2, 2026

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life

Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine by Greg the fart horse April 28, 2019

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.

Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine by hugs_before_drugs November 29, 2019