nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo

A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.

by Lnmb January 6, 2019

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to all the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.

That guy so muscular and gets all the ladies, he's like a "Nigel Shahbaz!"

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

Nigel INCEL

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.

are you nigel INCEL

by Xyzboy June 7, 2025

Nigel

A common type of a friend of Jayden there trust is 100% loyal and they will always share there ssn and credit card info INCLUDING THE 3 DIGITS LOCATED ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD DM ShadowedHD#2021 on discord if you need help.

Nigel is such a prick fuck him smh

by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021