NASCAR

Cars turning left for 4 hours, and can get you unfriended if caught watching

Bob: Watcha watching Billy
Billy: NASCAR
Bob: Isnt that just cars turning left
Billy: yes
Bob: Im unfriending ylu

by NASCAR Cole November 14, 2020

Nascarred

When the boy excitedly drives a Hot Wheels car across your butt crack like it's rainbow road. Using your underwear as a tunnel

I was trying to relax with my model cars, but she was horny. So I nascarred her.

by Hail and wail August 23, 2025

Nascar

where we like to go fast and we put it inner ass!!!! cousin shit

nascar

by Pimpdaddyk November 8, 2019

NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to

by searscadillac March 10, 2011

Nascar

A sport where people turn left in circles

Person 1: "Did you see the Nascar race yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"

by yelover911 July 27, 2023

Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.

I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"

by theslyon May 18, 2022

NASCAR

NASCAR, or National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is a "sport" where a bunch of hicks drive around in circles for hours on end. About 95% of NASCAR's audience are rednecks.

Hey der' berdy. You wanna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer?

by NotWhispy September 9, 2021