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Never Eat Soggy Waffles 

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.
Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

never-ending shit parade 

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

Never Dat.

Not going to happen
Daniel: "I'm bout to smash that curveball"
Me: "Never Dat."
Never Dat. by bubbles 89 April 19, 2011

Never Say Never

'Never Say Never' is a saying made popular by pop sensation, Justin Bieber, that has inspired millions of people all around the globe helping them to pursue their dreams no matter what others say or think of them.

It is also the name of the theme song for 'Karate Kid' starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan. 'Never Say Never' is sung by Justin Bieber and features a rap by Jaden Smith.

'Justin Bieber: Never Say Never' is the name of Bieber's amazing 3D movie that shows his journey from a small town in Canada with a population of 30,000 people.. to going on his first World Tour to perform infront of millions.

He has come so far, and is only 16. We can expect to see much more from this talented young star in the future.

NEVER SAY NEVER! ♥
Hater: You're such a freak who can't sing, you'll never make it!

Me: Never Say Never. ♥

never again head 

a person you would never again give head to
he was so a never again head

never cracks a book 

an phrase meaning never or rarely reading
"He spends so much time on the computer that he will never cracks a book to pass the time."