mutual procrastination

(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.

You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.

by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

respected mutual

Indicates a genuine kind message and interaction with other entities online.

"I'm very proud of you, my respected mutual. Don't recall how we found each other but am glad we did. This is good work."

"appreciate the kind words, my respected mutual."

by anonymous July 6, 2024

shoyostv’s mutuals

the hottest, funniest, sweetest, and most kindhearted people alive <3

q“do u follow shoyostv ??”
a”yeah but u should check shoyostv’s mutuals i heard there supposed to be hot or something?”

by tape :> March 13, 2021

Mutual Interest

Where two people express interest for each other.

I believe in mutual interest all the way through. I don't want to waste time with someone not interested in me.

by Ajay.Wyd December 24, 2024

Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo

my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend

by gayanalman February 13, 2021

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003

mutual glaze

when two entities glaze (extreme, often undeserved support) each other equally.

The mutual glaze between America and Japan is crazy!

by y-urpsedu0nym May 31, 2024