mush

Something cute

"You're such a mush!" or piet

by what'sapseudonym June 16, 2013

Flag

Get the mush mug.

mush pini

A game when two guys touch their limp dicks together and whoever gets hard looses

Kevin and Collin touch their flaccid dicks together and Kevin pops a boner therefore Collin wins mush pini!

by RimJOBron January 4, 2014

Flag

Get the mush pini mug.

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.

Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.

by hobiwan February 18, 2014

Flag

Get the dick mush mug.

eskimo mushing

Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.

Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.

by BradleyMills April 13, 2014

Flag

Get the eskimo mushing mug.

Mush Tush

A very soft (mushy) bowel movement in which an individual wipes their anus over and over again without any great success, resulting in an itchy butt, and the use of a whole roll of toilet paper.

Dude! Why is it that you always get mush tush at my house?! You owe me some Charmin you stinky bastard!

by Lizzyloooo November 18, 2014

Flag