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Ass Mung 

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.
a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.
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Fuckin Mung 

a saying when there are no words left to say.
Fuckin Mung by Gi Gi Habnini March 13, 2019
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Kah Mung 

Kah Mung love her friends.
Kah Mung by sneanini November 23, 2021

half a mung 

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner
"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!
half a mung by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014

Itchy Mitchy mung mung 

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung
Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

The Creeping Mung 

The stuff that oozes out of your dick hole, that is transmitted sexually
That dude got The Creeping Mung, dont put your mouth on his wee wee
The Creeping Mung by DC1999 July 17, 2019

The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.