multiassin

1. The act of kicking multiple peoples asses.
2. Kicking someone ass with the help of several people.
3. your an ass in multiple ways.

Lst night at the bar we went all multiassin on ian.

by spicy creeper February 28, 2009

Multi Texter

Someone who can hold a texting conversation while doing some other kind of task

"I was doing my homework, going to the bathroom, and feeding my dog at the same time."
"Woah, you're such a good multi texter."

by toto hoho May 20, 2009

multi-pronged

A sea creature that has multiple prongs.

While wandering on the beach one dark and stormy night, Nathaniel was attacked by an unknown multi-pronged crustacean leaving him with two less toes and a punctured gallbladder.

by who84dat February 9, 2010

multi-planner

A person who makes multiple plans for the same time in order to "keep the possibilities open".

- "Logan said he might me able to come but he might have something else going on."

- "Ya that kid is a total multi-planner... i wouldn't count on him."

by DJ Clowney August 10, 2010

Multi-jock

(n.) Someone who plays more than one sport. Says more than saying someone is a jock but easier than listing every sport the person plays. Emphizes your point without having to remember all the sports your school offers.

Girl 1: "That guy is jock."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."

by Indigo12ash October 31, 2010

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

Multi Homosexual

Craving the attention and affection of multiple homosexual men at the same time

desiring various homosexual partners in unison not discretely or in a monogamous relationship but rather by the numbers and with heavy homosexual contact, where all partners unite and engage in loving the shlong in a steamy fierce pit of "Multi Homosexual" activity

by Vulgar pseudonym March 24, 2011