horse mullet

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

Clunge Mullet

a term referring to pubic hair around the vagina, usually when there is a fair amount of it.

combination of the word "Clunge" - slang for vagina, and the retro hairstyle the 'Mullet'

used as a noun, either as a factual statement or as an insult.

as an insult: "You clunge mullet!"

upon observing a hairy bush: "that's quite a clunge mullet!"

by bokbokbok April 30, 2010

mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.

Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?

by eme jota ce October 16, 2009

Mullet Daddy

Mullet daddy is a hottie with a mullet

Girl 1: He is such a mullet daddy!
Girl 2: ugh! Whatever

by Man baby February 13, 2022

Vaginal mullet

A females pubic hair that is trimmed short in the front, but is left long on the labia. This gives it the appearence of a conventional mullet.

"Damn, Becky's business in the front and party in the back!"
"Dude, that is because she has a vaginal mullet!"

by the original KOA June 29, 2006

power mullet

A mullet that is long in the back and shaved on top.

A mullet to the extreme.

Your power mullet looks ridiculous.

by Therm April 21, 2006

Backwards mullet

A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.

Dude whats up with Lucas's haircut?
O thats a backwards mullet, hes always had it.

by welcometoreality September 26, 2009