Burning Mudslide

Whilst engaged in anal or vaginal sexual intercourse, the man heats a pipe up until its red hot. He places his penis in one end, and gently pushes the other end into the woman's cooter or rectum. The man continues to have sexual intercourse, and when he ejaculates, he funnels it into his hole of choice.

"Hey Honey can I give you a Burning Mudslide?"
"Remember last time Frank! I got third degree burns, I don't think its such a good idea, hun."

"Now run before I give you a Burning Mudslide"

"You do not know pleasure after you engage in a Burning Mudslide."

by Bradley Michael(B.M.) Fartz December 28, 2008

Mudslide

Instead of wiping after taking a dump, you slide your ass on a body part of an unsuspecting individual. Those with hairy legs are optimal targets.

John gave Gunther a mudslide while he was sleeping, and Gunther put him in intensive care when he woke up and found it.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Tennessee Mudslide

Putting saran wrap over ones face and then having someone take a diarrhea on your face.

My girl was sick so I said let's get out the saran wrap and have ourselves a Tennessee mudslide?

by Hiker4twenty May 18, 2010

thorold mudslide

If someone is sitting on the floor in front of you and you are sat above them you rap your legs around their head and shart. Slippery poop will then dribble down the back of the persons neck simulating a mudslide.

Jim wrapped his legs around sarah's head to fart on her head but insted gave her a thorold mudslide.

by gary clown August 15, 2007

Filipeno Mudslide

The art of two people having defecated on a red leather lounge and then consumating in the spoils.

So man, I went home with this bir-d last nightt and I saw she had taken a schitt on a red leather lounge. I was like "Oh I see you've prepared a Filipeno mudslide". So I cut her away.

by TigerLandTommo January 25, 2011

Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.

Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.

by Pammy D December 7, 2010

Mudslide

When you leave shit streaks in the toilet bowl after taking a dump and flushing. This is usually caused by heavy consumption of light beer causing your stool to be loose but not quite diahrrea.

I left a mudslide in Bill's toilet this morning after drinking a lot of Natty Light yesterday. Sorry Bill.

by Lumpy76 December 28, 2005