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by Recruiter June 25, 2009
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
My wife has one sexy mother, so sexy in fact that I just had to fuck her. Afterwards I fucked my wife and compared the two.
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!
by Slapp The Great May 2, 2006
A more extreme version of mother fucker. Useful when events calling for a cry of mother fucker continue to happen for no logical reason.
After dropping something under a desk and then banging his head on the desk trying to get the dropped thing.
Person: Mother of all fuckers!
Person: Mother of all fuckers!
by Optomist with experience December 8, 2007
when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location
by Mr. Dissapointed June 2, 2020
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by INURA!!! April 14, 2009