Montoute

Someone who thinks extremely highly of themselves. Someone who is vain normally thinks they are better than everyone else, and you will often find them looking in a mirror.

See 'conceited.'

Typical 'Montoutes' can be heard muttering:

'When I look in the mirror, I see solutions'.

Typical response:

'Shut up you cocky Montoute fuck wit'

by AnOn March 31, 2005

manitoba blood family

L.A. Bloods incarerated inside Stoney Mountian Penitentiary start a new Bloodset in 2000 called MBF to fight back against rivals such as Crips and Indian Posse but soon turned their attention to the Manitoba Warriors as their arch rival.

damn i got beat up by those mbf's for wearing all black, manitoba blood family hate blackflaggs dude.

by AboriginalGangExpert December 22, 2015

Manitoba Wheezy

A female lies down on her back as the male sits on her trachea, this creates the "wheeze" While this is occurring the female is sucking the males testicles, and then following ejaculation into the female eyes the male must urinate in the females mouth.

"Dude i totally gave Alyssa a Manitoba Wheezy last night."

by andrewjonnyjoshbrendan October 3, 2008

monitorburn

The pasty white skin that nerds get from sitting in fromt of the computer and not getting any sun.

Dang, these term papers are giving me monitorburn.

by TimpTimptheicecreampimp July 13, 2007

monitor

such a crush
boom bang
a crush as such
sweet thing

clandestine

keep it quiet
Is that daylight
on the monitor?

by Krkič June 19, 2019

lane monitor

A driver who sees it as their responsibility to drive the speed limit so others won't speed.

I was late because a pair of lane monitors in parallel had the whole freeway crawling.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009

monatomic

of or relating to a penis consisting of a single atom;

"Phill and Matt have monatomic knobs"

by mikkachops October 3, 2007